The Least-Intimidating Thing in the World

As we were leaving Watchmen Friday night, two teenage girls — we’re probably talking middle school age here — were engaged in what I’m pretty sure they thought was leading up to a fight but which in reality was high comedy. I don’t know how it’s possible to be intimidating wearing pajama pants and flip-flops, and this girl sure didn’t either. The other girl was too busy yelling like a chipmunk to notice. Everyone was standing around trying not to laugh. Even the cops who eventually broke it up didn’t seem to be taking it all that seriously. I mean, a couple of Hannah Montana wannabes yelling “You best step back, bitch!” can’t be considered an incendiary situation.


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